AMG makes everything better, even the weather
The heavy rain that poured down on us was now being kicked
up in the air by the spinning tires of hundreds of high-speed cars barreling
down the speed-limitless autobahn. It made our drive to Munich akin to driving
135 mph in the shower.
When the new
S-class came out a few months ago, Mercedes dubbed it “the best car in the
world
Sure it was dangerous, but we had so many safety systems
surrounding us and so many comfort features coddling us and so much ludicrous
horsepower motivating us, we had nothing to fear but fear itself. We were
driving an AMG-tuned Mercedes-Benz S63. What could possibly go wrong?
When the new S-class came out a few months ago, Mercedes
dubbed it “the best car in the world.” So what would happen if you made a car
better than that? Say, an S63 reworked by AMG, Mercedes’ in-house tuning arm?
Would that be better than the best?
Turns out it is now that AMG has released the S63 AMG. The
car has more power, better handling and all the same luxury features found on
the months-old base S-class. Mercedes prefers you call the base car, simply,
“The Series S-class.”
The AMG adaptive
sports suspension means new bushings all around, as well as a higher camber
setting for the wheels, larger antiroll bars and a stiffer rear-subframe
carrier
To make the best better, AMG swapped in a 5.5-liter
twin-turbo V8 making 577 SE hp and 664 lb-ft of torque, enough to move the
4,398-pound-or-more luxury condo of a car to 60 mph in a claimed 3.9 seconds.
To get you all in the snowy Northeast to buy them, U.S.-spec S63 AMGs come with
4Matic permanent full-time all-wheel drive with 33 percent of the torque going
to the front wheels via a simple power-takeoff gear at the rear of the
seven-speed MCT trans. The continuous damping adjustment on the Airmatic airbag
suspension can be set for comfort or sport, depending on your mood or the road
conditions. The AMG adaptive sports suspension means new bushings all around,
as well as a higher camber setting for the wheels, larger antiroll bars and a
stiffer rear-subframe carrier. The electro-mechanical, speed-sensitive,
variable-ratio steering hardware is the same, but the soft-ware controlling it
has been rewritten to make it more responsive.
Off the autobahn on twisting two-lanes, in serious cornering
with the button set to “S,” the Airmatic airbag suspension held the car’s heft
tightly and seemed to keep body roll to a minimum. When also set in sport mode,
the AMG speed-sensitive sports steering was sometimes a little too abrupt in
tightening up its ratio and response in sharp corners, yanking the car around
more and more suddenly than you might expect. In the best conditions, which we
weren’t in, this wouldn’t be what you’d call a sports sedan.
To make the best
better, AMG swapped in a 5.5-liter twin-turbo V8 making 577 SE hp and 664 lb-ft
of torque
AMG has simply taught a large bear to dance and sing – and
massage your lower sacroiliac while concurrently cooling your raging buttocks.
If you want real performance, AMG has almost anything else you’d want from
large and small sedans to ridiculously fast SUVs. You could get one of those,
but if you want the most comfort-able car in the world made a bit more drivable,
try this.
Off the twisting two-lanes, we tried a number of different
buttons in different conditions. Over a stretch of pockmarked dirt-road detour
in backcountry Austria at about 30 mph or so, we tried switching the AMG
adaptive sports suspension between com-fort and sport and couldn’t really feel
much difference. It soaked up the potholes with ease in either setting. In most
generic driving, the car felt responsive, yet it was still comfortable and
luxurious.
AMG has almost
anything else you’d want from large and small sedans to ridiculously fast SUVs
On a flat stretch of wet, paved local road, we tried a few
0-60-mph launches. With the AMG Speedshift MCT seven-speed sports transmission
in S, we weren’t able to do better than 4.3 seconds. We tried a run in “M,” for
manual, and screwed up the shifting. More practice would have yielded faster
runs. Maybe dry pavement would have helped get us to AMG’s claimed 3.9 seconds.
But how many owners drag-race these things anyway, particularly in the rain?
On regular high-speed autobahnen, the car was as smooth to
ride in as its Alcantara seats were soft to touch. For the most part, this is a
superbly comfort-able, normal, “Series” S-class, with all such a title implies:
luxurious, swaddling, well-connected wonderfulness.
With the AMG
Speedshift MCT seven-speed sports transmission in S, we weren’t able to do
better than 4.3 seconds
“So, you see, it is an S-class, but it is also an AMG
S-class,” said product-management boss Hendrik Hummel.
We couldn’t argue with that.
Specifications
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On sale: Now
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Base price: $140,475
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Drivetrain: 5.5-liter, 577-hp, 664-lb-ft twin-turbocharged V8;
AWD, seven-speed multi-clutch sequential manual
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Curb weight: 4,398 lb
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0-60 mph: 3.9 sec
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Fuel economy: 15/23/18 mpg
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