Mini John Cooper Works - The Hardest-Core, Most Extrovert Mini Hatch

The hardest-core, most extrovert MINI hatch in the range is, surprisingly, eminently usable day-to-day

Packing such accoutrements as two-tone paintwork, red 4-pot brake calipers and that unmissable rear wing, one could hardly accuse MINI’s John Cooper Works (JCW) hatch of subtlety.

Add that eminently noticeable burble emerging from its massive twin chrome tipped exhaust pipes, and the JCW is quite probably the last thing you’d want to consider as a getaway car after you’ve pulled off that heist at Marina Bay Sands.

Mini John Cooper Works

And since the next one down in the MINI performance hierarchy, the Cooper S, already drives like a puppy on amphetamines, it would be safe for one to assume that the British marque’s “hardest” model would be borderline undriveable everywhere but on a racetrack.

What we were expecting was a hairtrigger throttle, heavy steering and a hyperactive chassis – essentially the “gokart handling” experience MINI is fond of trumpeting, but turned up to 11.

I brake for brakes: Red-painted, branded brake calipers provide almighty stopping power and feel

On paper too, the JCW seems to reinforce the notion that it’s more at home on roads without laws or speed limits. There’s added oomph from the “worked” 1.6-liter turbocharged engine, featuring – among other fettling – a lightened crankshaft and reinforced pistons to produce 211bhp (from 186bhp in the Cooper S). The century dash is achieved in 6.7 seconds, or 0.5 of a second quicker than the Cooper S.

Mini John Cooper Works side

But what really takes one by surprise is how docile the JCW feels when you’re not giving it the proverbial beans. Yes, it is difficult not to notice the engine firing to life as the starter button is pressed, just as you’d be hard-pressed to ignore the liberal lashings of contrasting red trim in the cabin.

Yes, it’s also difficult not to notice what happens when the throttle is pinned to the floor as a maximum of 280Nm of torque (260Nm without the brief “overboost” function) from 2000rpm is unleashed on the front wheels.

But while the Cooper S on which it’s based never really feels happy unless it’s being flayed to within an inch of its life (and your license), and despite the power on tap, the JCW is quite content being driven gently at middling speeds.

Key to this is the uprated suspension. It’s certainly as firm, or even firmer than the one used on the Cooper S, but it’s better able to deal with smaller, high-frequency bumps, and mid-corner imperfections do less to throw it off.

Taking it through the Singapore’s worst tarmac will still threaten to loosen a couple of vertebra, but on the whole, the JCW’s ride is quite possibly the best we’ve experienced in a MINI to date.

As for the way it tackles the twistier sections of road, the amount of grip it can muster up beggars belief, taking into consideration the amount of torque being delivered to the front wheels and the absence of any limited-slip differential, mechanical or otherwise.

The JCW isn’t wanting for depth or breadth of its abilities (which it has in plentiful reserve), although what could keep punters reaching for their chequebooks is how much the JCW costs. Without options, the JCW will set you back $216,800 with COE. Then there’s the almost-over-the-top styling and boisterous personality, which certainly won’t appeal to everyone.

But for the convinced and those who have the requisite amount of zeroes in their bank balance, however, the JCW is easily the pick of the MINI litter.

The amount of grip it can muster beggar’s belief, taking into consideration the amount of torque that is delivered to the front wheels

What’s in a name?

MINI’s highest-performing line is named for one John Cooper – racecar driver, designer of Formula One cars and owner of the Cooper Car Company, makers of performance MINI models for racing. Originally conceived as a low-cost performance car, the Mini Cooper of yore (which Torque contributor Shreejit Changaroth was lucky enough to sample) is a far cry from the JCW of today, given that the brand, post-BMW takeover, is aimed at upwardly mobile style mavens versus drivers seeking a cheap urban runabout?

Curious appeal: This is the first MINI JCW equipped with an automatic gearbox, which widens its market appeal

Despite the dramatic shift there, one thing remains – stonking performance in a small, lightweight package. Despite the changes, however, the modern MINI is imbued with the DNA of its forebears, with John Cooper and his son, Mike, having a hand in the modern iteration’s development. One of the original “Flying Finns” – rally legend and quite possibly the world’s fastest grandfather, Rauno Aaltonen, who campaigned Minis in the 1960s – also had a say in the modern MINI’s development.

You gotta work it: Extensive fettling sees the familiar 1.6-litre turbo motor produce 211bhp and 260Nm

General pandemonium

If, supposing the regular (for a given value of “regular”) JCW isn’t quite insane enough, there’s always the JCW GP. Teetering on the very ragged edge of MINI sanity, it may have just 7bhp more than the JCW (to 218bhp), but also loses 25kg courtesy of a diet that dumps the rear bench for a racing-spec roll cage. It has an adjustable coil over suspension for even more of that racecar vibe, too. Oh, and it’ll be produced in a strictly limited run of 2,000 units worldwide.

Nice rear: Clues to the JCW’s performance are apparent even from the rear

PS: Your wallet will also need to be sufficiently fat. Current prices peg the JCW GP at $238,800 with COE.

PPS: You’ll also have to be quick. Of the three JCW GPs allocated to Singapore, two have been spoken for and the third is about to be as well.

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